Why AI Won’t Replace Patent Attorneys

A popular framework suggests AI can handle low-stakes legal work while humans tackle the high-stakes issues. This idea, recently discussed in a LinkedIn post by Kevin Ahlstrom, is seductive but rests on a catastrophic misconception. It wrongly assumes a patent attorney’s job is just to find ‘correct answers.’ If that were true, the profession would … Read more

Two New OpenAI Patents You Should Know About

In my recent livestream, we walked through two exciting new patents from OpenAI. Here’s a quick recap of what makes these patents worth your attention. Custom GPTs — Building Tailored AI Models The first patent is titled “Systems and Methods for Generating Customized AI Models” (US 12,406,207 B2). It’s the patent behind OpenAI’s Custom GPTs … Read more

Invisible Borders

No one ever told the inventor why the safety rules changed between places. At the western edge of the site—past the scaffolds, past the corroded stairwell with the missing fourth step, past even the dusty sign warning of “hazardous particles beyond this point”—there lay what the workers called the second environment. No one ever asked … Read more

A Software Patent on Seeing Through Walls?

This European patent introduces a clever way for cameras and tracking systems to better handle moments when an object temporarily disappears from view—like when a person walks behind a tree or a car passes behind a building. Instead of losing track completely, the system learns from past tracking failures. It records where objects typically vanish … Read more

The Habitual Stranger

The inventor no longer lived among others. He passed through public spaces the way thoughts passed through the heads of bureaucrats—quietly, unnoticed, but with purpose. In the pale blue glow of his apartment, he watched, calculated, and recorded. He believed not in progress, nor in revolution, but in pattern. His city was a symphony of … Read more

The Labyrinth of Parameters

In the vast, echoing chambers of the European Patent Office, where the air itself seemed composed of regulations and the light filtered through panes etched with the weary history of countless applications, there existed a problem. It was a problem that gnawed at the edges of computational progress, a persistent inefficiency that troubled the abstract … Read more

Federated Machine Learning Training

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This European patent describes a method for training a machine learning model, particularly in the context of communication networks like 5G. The primary focus is to improve the accuracy of machine learning models trained using federated learning (FL) by addressing the issue of data heterogeneity among the FL clients. The proposed method involves determining the … Read more

The Residual

The inventor had worked for years in silence, hemmed in by the indistinct clamour of machines that ran too loud, too hot, too crude. Inside the walls of the Institute, he had come to dread the daily testing of gears—massive, squealing systems whose vibrations and faults were hidden beneath layers of steel and indifference. Physical … Read more

Natural Conversations with AI Assistants Based on Speech Pauses

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This patent describes a method for enabling more natural conversations with automated assistants. The core problem addressed is the unnatural, turn-based nature of current automated assistant interactions, which doesn’t reflect how humans converse. The patented invention introduces a “soft endpointing” mechanism that allows the assistant to better understand when a user has paused versus completed their … Read more